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Thursday, February 18, 2010

Really VPX? Really?





Disclaimer: I am not in any way sponsored nor do I take sides or try to destroy the reputations of companies. I just use what I know to call it like I see it. I don't know too much about Purus Labs and to be honest their new pre-work out, while being a solid supplement, I do not believe to be anything monumental.





Today I began my usual internet-wide search for new supplements, supplement news/reviews, and gossip. During this electronic journey I stumbled upon a truly perplexing article. This article was an attack on the company Purus Labs by the company VPX, this article can be found on the VPX blog. Basically VPX CEO Jack Owoc(pictured on right), claims Purus Labs"is one of the biggest black market dealers of bogus steroids in America unlawfully operating as a supplement company." He also claims their write up on the supplement is a bastardization of research articles because it is for marketing use, at the same time he is trying to "protect the consumer" for marketing reasons. Continuing with the slanderous propaganda... he makes a list of what you, the consumer, will be doing, if you purchase products from Purus. After you purchase a Purus Lab product you will be:





  1. Supporting clandestine drug labs and dealers.
  2. Maybe purchasing supplements cross contaminated with anabolic steroids.
  3. May be purchasing a supplement purposely infused with anabolic steroids and or other drugs --Do you honestly think a drug dealer cares if your supplements are cross contaminated with air born steroids or steroid residue from unclean manufacturing equipment? Do you honestly think an anabolic steroid dealer wouldn't spike their Muscle Marinade with steroids.

Well there are so many things that I want to say to this attack from VPX. The first is that WE ARE NOT STUPID... WE REALIZE THAT THE MUSCLE MARINADE PRODUCT WILL COMPETE WITH NO SHOTGUN... WE REALIZE THAT IT WOULD BE BENEFICIAL FOR VPX TO DISCREDIT PURUS...

With that said here is my second and final response...

Oh wait what is that Jack??? OHHH VPX 1-testosterone with a long acting cypionate ester... aaannd a rubber stopper to be used as an injectable???

I almost forgot my personal favorite.




Gangsta Tesssttttt.. that shit is fire ma dude... Could that be marketing to young adults? which are not in any need of hormonal modification! maybe just maybe, and the list goes on EQ(1,4 AD), Monster Test(M-1-T), MAD 250(methyl 4-AD).


Basically all I'm saying is take it easy VPX you started out the same way as Purus, making prohormones. I know you don't make them anymore but I'm sure you wish you could. You just don't have the same size balls you did when you were a younger company and that's ok.
I will leave you with probably the only quote I have ever remebered from the bible. "Take the plank out of your own eye before you remove the splinter from the eye of your brother."